Thingy horked from Kiltboy

[dreamaastrid]

If you call me Dreama Astrid, Dreama or Lady Dreama Astrid, you know me from LJ, faire, or babycentre.co.uk
If you call me Red, you know me from my hair color
If you call me Chubby Cubby or Mick Cub In El, you know me from highschool
If you call me Carrot Top, you are my Uncle Jeff
If you call me Unix Diva, you know me from CBW's IT dept.
If you call me mama, you are my daughter
If you call me Laurie, you know me from the "real world".
If you call me Mrs. "Ritchie", you're trying to sell me something
If you call me ma'am, you are probably one of those overly polite kids bagging groceries, that make me feel old
If you call me Kitten, you are my hubby

Comments

[vandaluna.livejournal.com]

AND, if you call me Laurie Andre McCubbin Young Gertz (whatever the hell Michael's last name was) Reitchkey (sp?) Williams, then you can only be that whacked out psycho-chick who has known you since high school! ;-)